I know this looks shitty, but I tried.

sensual-dominant:

Keep your legs open babygirl…I haven’t given you permission to cum yet…

super-duper-highschool-bookworm:

whatperks:

youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

image

this needs to be on everyone’s blogs okay aw

Relationship goals

(Source: andrewbelami, via iwontletyoubethedeath0fme)

Awesome flight attendants

I was on a plane ride to Disney World and the girl sitting behind me was celebrating her sixth birthday. The flight attendants asked us to all shut our windows to male it dark. We then we’re asked to turn on our service call buttons which lit up the plane. It was explained that these were They had made a roll of toilet paper to look decorated like a cake. We all sang happy birthday to the little girl. When I turned around I saw her face gleaming and she wore a giant smile.

"Oh my god they’re beautiful."
“I’m jealous of your scars.”
“Can you teach me how to go that deep?”
“I want my body scarred up just like yours.”

These are things that have been said to me by self-harmers. Nothing about scars are pretty. I’m not saying they’re ugly, but it’s not something people should rave over. It makes me pissed.

boss-of-awesome-ness:

wafflemasteroffandoms:

daws0nanya:

gay-youtubers:

thearmada4231:

Stories that Give Me Hope.

Stories that make me cry

I’m sobbing.

what is this moisture coming from my eyes

THE LAST ONE

(via to-the-sheepcat)

(x)

(Source: alfpacas, via heatherreneesweet)

Describing new incense

prycedlanetohigh:

twerkingobserver:

punchbuggydragon:

novas-grimoire:

follow-the-forest-spirit:

cielinabox:

joffnja:

avengersasssemble:

uncertaintlycertain:

mlssfortune:

my-little-mod-blog:

Now you can finally discover what you’re supposed to be cyberbullying  others about! So what did you get?

(Some of these don’t even make sense, which just makes it all the more authentic.)

FEDORAS FOR UNDERPRIVILEGED BRONIES OH MY GOD

Moms against male minorities

Blame wealthy corporations

Freedom from the eating of assault rifles

Moms against white bronies

Down with white dolphins
….
Okie then…

Moms Against Wealthy Minorities…

Fedoras For Wealthy Freedom of Speech

Christians for the protection of dolphins. Ok….

Freedom from black marajuana

Demarginalization of white dolphins

Mom’s against white people who aren’t me.

(via iwontletyoubethedeath0fme)